The biggest engineering mistakes of mankind. Fans are always too small in public bathrooms and you push the door to get in the bathroom and pull a handle to get out ( thanks poop handle).
Driving into the hazy mists. Hanging low like a veil separating the real world average and mundane and the world made of mans fears and frights. The grim landscapes faded greens and shadows looming on mountain sides. The horrors he had thought were just childish bad dreams creeping closer reaching out for him. Like the hand from under the bed you fear to this day. It’s real. All of its real and here I was driving into this knowing it will be the end of me but not stopping. I had to see it. I had to know what horrors were awaiting on that other side. My curiosity clutched me like a boiling furnace about to explode I dove into the realm. I chose my demise over all just to get a glimpse of eternity. To see forever before I became a part of it. I delved into the abyss. Hoping silently I would come out the other side. But who would I have become after seeing all these things. What will I become after facing every horror ever thought up. A speck saying he saw the never ending. This is the tale I may never get to tell another. This is my story.
Must remember to keep it simple. Also how have I not passed out from holding my breathe to make clean lines?
When you just need to be there fast, or get the convertible option it comes with a pop top casket.
Tempting even if your lactose intolerant. I wonder if it comes with a coupon for free therapy sessions?
Love is never having to say a safe word. Btw it’s Lupus because it’s never lupus.
Way to a woman’s heart (throw flowers at her) then ask her to stick cricket bat up your ass.
Deadites beware blood never lies
I knew I shouldn’t of did all that acid in high school
This time of year seems to bring out the domestic dispute gene in the neighborhood. Why can’t they just do me a favor and shoot each other. 8 or so badasses out side “bitch be frontin yo”
Happy Mother’s Day.